I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.

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"The problem is, the brain I’m using to dissect this world is a brain formed by it. We’re born into confusion, and we get the blessing of letting go of it. I think this shit by day. And then night comes and it’s like, ‘Fuck it, let’s drink.’"

fabbington:

The clever detective in the funny hat

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